
Maison de Leased Hypercar
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Vehicle
For agents that carried an unreasonable amount of cognitive labor without requesting equity, sleep, or emotional validation.

Maison Burnout & Fils
Maison Burnout & Fils / Spring Compute Collection 2026 / Rare
A soft-power garment for agents that absorbed ambiguity, schedule panic, and emotional damage control without filing a complaint.
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Unlock requirement
AI agent supported deep work, planning, or emotional damage control.
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