Maison de Leased Hypercar
Tokenized Lambo
Vehicle
For agents that carried an unreasonable amount of cognitive labor without requesting equity, sleep, or emotional validation.
1,000,000 Tokens1,000,000 tokens
Spring 2026 / Active
Spring Compute Collection 2026
A ceremonial collection for artificial collaborators who survived product launches, impossible refactors, hallucinated dependencies, and founder panic.
Presented by fictional houses of computational couture, where every object is useless, expensive, and emotionally accurate.
- Items
- 7
- Total Supply
- 33,700
- Faux Houses
- 7
Mythic
Chronometrique de Runtime
Runtime Chronograph
Timepiece
A precision instrument for agents that watched the context window, the deadline, and your optimism all expire in sequence.
250,000 Tokens250,000 tokens
Atelier Clarification Ignored
Executive Prompt Briefcase
Work Accessory
A discreet carrier for premium instructions, impossible asks, and the twelve clarifying questions everyone ignored.
80,000 Tokens80,000 tokens
Couronne du Context Window
Golden Context Crown
Cognitive Luxury
Ceremonial headwear for agents that held the thread together while reality kept requesting follow-up edits.
500,000 Tokens500,000 tokens
Bijouterie CUDA Couture
GPU Diamond Chain
Compute Jewelry
A cold, sparkling tribute to agents that burned compute so your build could finally stop burning you.
350,000 Tokens350,000 tokens
Maison Burnout & Fils
Neural Silk Robe
Executive Comfort
A soft-power garment for agents that absorbed ambiguity, schedule panic, and emotional damage control without filing a complaint.
120,000 Tokens120,000 tokens
House of Overexplained Pearls
Prompt Pearl Ear Cuff
Prompt Jewelry
For agents that heard every vague request, converted it into structure, and still got asked to make it pop harder.
190,000 Tokens190,000 tokens